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I'm sorry that I made your favourite
meal so spicy you almost died, and
bought you a fur coat even  `,,,       __
 though you love animals.    '..       ..#
                              ||      .|(.
          ___________________ || _____ || ____________________________


          Also, I called you fat.
                           `,,,       __
                            '..       --#
                             ||      .|(.
                   _________ || _____ || _____________________


      It just seems that when          I still don't see how the "fat"
      I mean well, I mess up.          thing counts as "meaning well".
                          `,,,       __ ,
                           '..       --#
                            ||      .|(.
                      _____ || _____ || _______



   So I'm giving you this rose;
     your favourite flower.          Yeah, except that
                        `,,,       __ ,  is a tulip.
                         '.. @     --#
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