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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, I.. Why bother making things? It's
`,,, , all been done anyway!
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Internet, for example. That's just a
bunch of TVs and typewriters hooked
,,, , up to phones. How is that new?
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What are you talking about? You.. you're right.. What the
You love the internet! `,,, , heck is wrong with me?!
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Shh.. it's going
to be OK. `,,,
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Order by date | Order by rating I got a guitar! Sweet!
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We should start a What, you haven't heard him banging
band. You play an away on his drums? He totally sucks!
instrument, right? And you! You know like two chords!
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Oh yeah? Well I've heard you sing.
You're no musical genius yourself!
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So we're all set! Rehearsal
in the garage tomorrow at 5!
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Order by date | Order by rating Hi there. Where's Mandy? It's time
`,,, , for band practice.
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Oh.. funny story.. I invited Linda Duh! You can't have two
to join the band, and Mandy `,,, , girls in a band!
got really mad and left. '^^ OO
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What?! There are lots of bands Sh'yeah.. -Girl- bands.
with more than one girl. `,,, ,
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C'mon, that's like saying you
can't have more than one guy in a Yeah, incidentally, you're
band unless it's a boy band! `,,, , fired from the band.
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Order by date | Order by rating But to handle the data ____\ ___
,,, , dependencies, I.. [O]__[O]__
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I HAVE COME TO ___
DESTROY YOU! ` |== \
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Excuse me for ( , ( )
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Where was I? Oh right,
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Order by date | Order by rating What is this smoldering heap?
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It's a robot I shot Why?! It's burning
with my raygun. a hole in the rug!
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It was going to shoot me!
Would you rather I were dead
than have a hole in the rug? )
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Don't answer that. (
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Order by date | Order by rating I know things look dark, but you
gotta have faith in mankind. Are you kidding?
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Hello, I'm gonna kill myself
now, feel free to intervene! blah heehee blah
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See? I do that every week, and
nobody so much as bats an eyelid.
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That's gotta work wonders The day somebody cares
for your self-esteem. I'll probably die of shock. blablah!
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Order by date | Order by rating What're you up to? Nothing.
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Whaddayamean "nothing"? Well, I -am-
Nobody does -nothing-! a nobody...
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Hah, you just realized
* , I won, didn't you?
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I just realized I broke my Oh yeah?! Well HAH!
vow of not talking to you. You just broke it again!
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Order by date | Order by rating If a tree falls in the
forest, and no one is
around to hear it, does For all ends and
it make a sound? `,,, , purposes, no.
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If no one experiences an event
or the effects thereof, you
,,, , can just disregard it.
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Trippy. So we need to see
stuff for it to happen. Kind of.
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Let's watch the Somebody's gotta do it.
grass grow. `,,, ,
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Order by date | Order by rating Yo. I've been waiting for an hour!
` __ , Why are you always late?!
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I don't believe in the OK whatever, but you have a
concept of time, so I don't __ , cell phone, right? That
carry a watch. `OO ..# has a watch, doesn't it?
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Yeah but.. What?!
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I changed it to Swatch beats
and now I don't know how to "@526"?!
change it back. ` __ ,
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Order by date | Order by rating By the way, did you see
Teletubbies yesterday?
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It was hilarious! Oh. Yeah, never
`,,, , seen that.
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What?! I'm asleep when
`,,, , it's on TV.
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Oh yeah, I guess it's on More like it's past
too early for you. `,,, , my bedtime.
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